zero judgement on my part, i just noticed i struggle with some things my friends find ridiculously easy and vice versa so i’m just curious
which one of these real adult skills you haven’t unlocked
using a can opener
using a pressure cooker
driving
can do basic home repairs
can cook basic meals from scratch
other (put in the tags?)
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Anonymous asked:
If you can design your own Sonic-themed birthday cake, how would you go about it? What would it look like?
So itโs become a running joke with my friends and family that I make death scene themed cakes of their favorite franchises. For my one friend who loves kingdom hearts I made a Goofy death scene cake.
And I made a Persona 5 death scene cake for my other friend.
I sculpted these the day of the birthdays thatโs why they suck so bad. I promise Iโm good at sculpting lol. But the crappiness adds to the hilarity. I even made a Teddie pinata for this birthday.
So if I ever get the chance I want to make a Sonic death scene cake either based off 06 or Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog. Too bad the Sonic Social media team beat me too it this year. Iโm taking that dart board as a note though.
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
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Charlie Squire, โMattel, Malibu Stacy, and the Dialectics of the Barbie Polemic,โ evil female (Substack), 2023.
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happy disability pride month to those with conditions no one talks about, online or in general:
multiple sclerosis (me lol)
marfans
cerebral palsy
bells palsy
hidradenitis suppurativa
cauda equina syndrome
mixed connective tissue disorder
hyperadrenergic pots
non hypermobile eds types
stickler syndrome
mitochondrial disease
cystic fibrosis
sickle cell disease
myasthenia gravis
post-cholecystectomy syndrome
SWAN (syndromes without a name)
โฆjust to name a few. i see you and you deserve awareness and understanding.
this list is non exhaustive, rb with other conditions you want to see represented!!
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This is the first time Iโve actually seen a positivity post mention my illness type! Thatโs really cool.
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if people donโt start killing politicians again weโre going to be fucked and fucked over forever. get rid of the supreme court by choice or by force
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